SkinnyVsChonkCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where you must navigate through a land filled with giant ham and crackers, baby carrots that come to life, and cucumber slices that can talk! But beware, there’s a hard boiled egg that’s out to get you – watch out!

But that’s not all! We have special challenges for players to help them lose weight in-game. Fight off mobs while doing jumping jacks, mine for diamonds while doing squats, and build your dream house while doing lunges – it’s the ultimate workout experience!

And don’t worry about feeling left out like poor Amy, because on our server, everyone gets the same amount of virtual food in their inventory. No more jealousy, just pure gaming fun!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your calorie intake)! Let’s get gaming and get fit together – are you in?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SMP LoveQuest: NoBadTraits

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Do you want to join a wacky and wild community where the only rule is to have fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you’re sick of partners who hoard all the diamonds for themselves or who constantly steal your crops. On our server, we have a strict ban on players who exhibit these “bad” traits. We believe in sharing the wealth and working together to create a thriving virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest love stories you’ll ever hear. From players who met while fighting off hordes of zombies to couples who built entire kingdoms together, you never know what romantic adventures await you on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing more abundant than diamonds is laughter, come join us today! Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in crime (or mining) along the way.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Emeralds Found:	6824
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024

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Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! Join us for the most insane and outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to step foot in our world.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	312
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftyGrannies: 100+ and Still Mining!

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LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL LIVE TO BE 100 LIKE THESE JAPANESE LEGENDS. WE GOT MAGIC MINECRAFT WATER THAT MAKES YOU AGE BACKWARDS. YOU’LL BE BUILDING BLOCKS LIKE A TEENAGER AGAIN. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET JAPANESE TEA PARTY EVERY SUNDAY WHERE YOU CAN CHILL WITH THESE CENTENARIAN QUEENS. COME ON, WHO DOESN’T WANNA BE A MINECRAFT GRANNY WITH MAD BUILDING SKILLS? JOIN NOW AND LIVE FOREVER, BABY!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Ventilator Vibes

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have scientists comparing different kinds of injury like in a crazy science experiment! we got ventilator-on-a-chip models and researchers finding out that shear stress from collapsing and reopening air sacs is the most injurious type of damage! it’s like a wild science fair but in minecraft! come see the madness and join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand! who knew science could be so lit in minecraft?!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Meteorites Collected:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ArtisNetwork

Survival

Welcome to the ArtisNetwork. This server is made for the people cracked/premium , java/pe to play together and spend a quality time with your friends. This Server Is Made For Survival Server Lovers. Crazy Futures and so all. We hope you will really enjoy !. Join now and become a part of this Comunity.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7148	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

macaroni-land

Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Faction, Factions, Frog, great day, large biomes, Mini Games, Player-owned, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Rtp, rules, Shop, Spawn, Structures, Survival, thank you, TOWN, Tpa, Warp, Waystones, world gen

greetings and welcome to our server page, macaroni-land is survival-factionsque server we’re not sure what to call it but HEY here we are, now we got fairly simple stuff like large biomes, a low theme basically wanna make a town go nuts wanna make a faction and pillage the lands that’s great legit do what you do, just don’t break the like 4-5 rules we have which are legit just to help with the clowns you know no spamming no script clients stuff like that, currently we don’t have much up but we do have a very small shop at spawn so that’s cool now planned mini-games think spleef, some pvp gamemode’s stuff like that among other little trinkets, now currently we have the following = a simple shop at spawn + some player owned ones = RTP + TPA = large biomes world gen like they be big = a spawn warp along with tpa and waystones for fast travel = the frog(cool) = custom enchants and structures so yes if you would like to give us a shot we say thank you

thanks for reading and we hope to see you on thank you and have a great day.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6434	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

⚡ KAIF MINE 😈 OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN ⚡ Minecraft server

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The owner of the server «KAIF MINE OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Udderly Newborn Calf Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and experience the thrill of nursing on udders like a newborn calf! That’s right, we’ve got cows galore just waiting for you to suckle on their milk-filled teats. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cow cult that worships the sacred bovine goddess Moo-la. Will you join their ranks and ascend to dairy divinity? Only on our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to udderly ridiculous greatness!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	19

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Poojeet Influx Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being surrounded by poojeets in Canada? Looking for a fresh start where you won’t be flooded with thousands of Indians looking for jobs? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the impending poojeet invasion. Build your dream base, explore new lands, and avoid the dreaded poojeet takeover. Don’t let Trump’s decisions dictate your Minecraft experience – join us now and game in peace!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

OkayWomanRescue Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value heroic acts like checking in on your fellow players! Join us for epic adventures and heart-pounding moments, just like the time our player bravely intervened in a parking lot dispute between two NPCs.

Imagine the thrill of standing up to a virtual bully and being called a Karen for your efforts. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be hailed as a hero for your courage in the face of adversity.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might just save the day and become a legend in our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the games begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

LunchRoomGrief

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own space! Just like the player in this story, you deserve to enjoy your lunch break in peace without being banished to your office.

Join our server and build your own virtual living room where you can relax, eat your lunch, and watch virtual TV without any interruptions. No need to worry about back-to-back meetings or sharing space with anyone else – it’s all yours to enjoy!

Don’t let anyone kick you out of your own living room, even if it’s just a virtual one. Join our server now and claim your space for some well-deserved relaxation and fun! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life struggles?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Buildings Constructed:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

LifeDecisions_MC_SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and make the decision that will change the course of your blocky life forever! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild creeper appears and blows up your entire house. But fear not, because on our server, we have a secret society of ninja villagers who will rebuild your house in record time using only their bare hands and a few sticks of dynamite. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary enchanted golden carrot hidden deep within the mines, you’ll gain the power to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the most epic adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftyGamerz – Building, mining, and exploring in the virtual world!

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Are you tired of boring old video games that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Piggy Olympics, where pigs compete in events like synchronized swimming and piggyback racing. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having the time of your life with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Potions Brewed:	87	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BoomTalkCraft

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HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU LIKE EXPLODING WALKIE-TALKIES? WELL, BOY DO WE HAVE A SERVER FOR YOU! JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS OF LEBANON AFTER A WILD HEZBOLLAH PAGER ATTACK.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE SECRET UNDERGROUND BASES FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU RICHER THAN A LEPRECHAUN ON STEROIDS.

ALSO, DID WE MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY CREEPY CLOWNS AND ZOMBIE LLAMAS? YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THAT WILL LEAVE YOU SCREAMING FOR MORE.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET THE MADNESS BEGIN!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Crops Grown:	2884	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Crafty Hair Clinic: Metformin Madness

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, fam! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how this server is like a magical potion for your hair, just like low-dose metformin for Central Centrifugal Cicatricial Alopecia!

So, picture this: you spawn into the server and suddenly your hair starts growing back thicker and more luscious than ever before. People will be like, “Dang, what shampoo you using?” And you’ll be like, “Nah, man, it’s all thanks to this Minecraft server!”

But that’s not all, folks! This server has a secret power to reverse any bad vibes and negativity in your life. It’s like a virtual therapy session, but way more fun! You’ll be laughing and having a blast with your new virtual friends, all thanks to the magical properties of this server.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and watch your hair grow back, your spirits lift, and your Minecraft skills level up like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Peace out, homies!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Secret Passages Found:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.