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| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 5728 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 168 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
join our minecraft server and escape the dead skin apocalypse! our world is protected by a magical force field that repels all those nasty skin cells, so you can mine and build without worrying about getting covered in grossness.
plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and golden apples, guarded by a team of friendly llamas wearing sunglasses. you can only access it by solving a riddle written in ancient chicken scratch.
also, our server is home to the legendary rainbow sheep, who poops out blocks of solid gold every hour on the hour. it’s like a never-ending treasure hunt, but with more rainbows and less pirates.
so come join us and experience the weirdest and wildest minecraft adventure of your life! just watch out for the flying pigs, they tend to steal your diamonds when you’re not looking.
