Welcome to the best survival server!
Are you bord of the servers with too many plugins and scams? I was too! Here we just have /trade, and oneplayersleep!
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
imagine cruising through the pixelated landscape, turning heads and making all the other players jealous of your sweet ride. you’ll be the envy of the server, the coolest cat in town.
so why wait? join now and start segwaying your way to victory! who needs self driving cars when you have self balancing scooters in minecraft? come on, you know you want to.
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Potions Brewed: | 52 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Welcome to SkyArch, a Minecraft server where you can create/join teams, claim land, open crates, Our server offers crossplay, a PvP arena, voice chat, and much more.
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 30 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
But be warned, these fembots are not your average NPCs – they are equipped with advanced AI that will put up a fight like you’ve never seen before. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim victory and reap the rewards of their conquests.
So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our server. Who knew that raiding fembot boobs could be so exhilarating and rewarding? Join us now and see for yourself!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher. We’ve got crazy events like “Creeper dodgeball” where you have to avoid exploding creepers while trying to score goals, and “Ender Dragon rodeo” where you have to ride the dragon like a bucking bronco. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “Diamond Disco” where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most coveted prize in all of Minecraft: the Golden Potato. Legend has it that whoever possesses the Golden Potato will have unlimited power and riches beyond their wildest dreams. Will you be the one to claim it?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the Super Bowl of Minecraft SMPs. Just be prepared for the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you.
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 91 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 27 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
| Ores Mined: | 2630 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
ItsFunneh is a popular Canadian YouTuber and content creator known for her fun and entertaining gaming videos. She is best known for playing and streaming games such as Minecraft, Roblox, and Among Us. ItsFunneh has a large following on YouTube and other social media platforms, and her engaging personality and humor have earned her a dedicated fan base.
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 178 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Welcome to Winters Peak, a brand new Skyblock server offering endless adventure and growth! Build your island from the ground up, climb through the ranks, and unlock powerful upgrades as you expand your world. Engage in thrilling events, test your skills in the arena, and open crates filled with rare rewards. Winters Peak is designed for players of all levels, with a welcoming community and countless opportunities to rise to the top. Join today and embark on your Skyblock journey at Winters Peak—where the sky is just the beginning!
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Welcome to LikeEarthMc! A geopolitical worldbuilding server featuring several plugins to make the game more fun.
We have plugins added such as movecract, brewery, a lottery system and soon a casino plugin to gamble with your friends!
In this server you can make towns or cities which could grow to nations eventually with lots of space to settle your empire into!
So what are you waiting for? Join the server now!
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 155 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
✨ELYSIUM – Tap your donation t.me/ElysiTapBot✨
✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1
✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.
✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.
✅ Competitions for server tops.
✅ Battle and Season Pass.
✅ Exclusive plugins.
✅ High-quality assembly.
✅ Mystical chests.
✅ Frequent events.
✅ Unique enchantment books.
✅ Daily and monthly challenges.
✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!
✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!
✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant, kawaii cat girl appears and challenges you to a dance-off for rare loot. Or how about stumbling upon a secret hot spring where all the creepers go to relax after a hard day of exploding? The possibilities are endless on our server!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who just so happens to be a huge fan of cosplay. Join us and you might just catch her dressed up as your favorite anime character!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs boring old art books when you can live out your wildest manga/anime fantasies in pixel form?
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 93 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Join us if you want to escape the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of chaos and madness. Our server is filled with wild adventures, crazy challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground casino or stumble into a drug den run by creepers!
So what’s your excuse for not joining yet? Maybe you’ve been too busy mining for diamonds or fighting off zombies to realize that the real fun is right here on our server. Come join us and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Join us as we embark on a wild journey of survival, creativity, and questionable decision-making. Build your own cell block complete with a cozy bedrock bed and iron bar windows.
But beware, the guards are not your typical NPCs – they’re actual players who will stop at nothing to keep you locked up. Will you be able to outsmart them and make a daring escape?
Don’t worry, we have plenty of ridiculous contraband items to help you on your quest for freedom, from diamond pickaxes disguised as toothbrushes to secret tunnels made entirely out of cake.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive life behind bars – virtually, of course!
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
