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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 4464 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4131 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 50 |
On our server, you can crochet to your heart’s content while your boyfriend watches tiktoks with his friends – no hurt ankles or inconsiderate gestures here! Plus, we have a special feature where you can toss virtual presents at each other when things get heated. And don’t worry, parallel play is our specialty – you can build your own world while your boyfriend does his own thing, just like in real life!
So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – because who needs a boyfriend when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company? 😉