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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 6329 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 40 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
Emeralds Found: | 832 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
On our server, you can crochet to your heart’s content while your boyfriend watches tiktoks with his friends – no hurt ankles or inconsiderate gestures here! Plus, we have a special feature where you can toss virtual presents at each other when things get heated. And don’t worry, parallel play is our specialty – you can build your own world while your boyfriend does his own thing, just like in real life!
So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – because who needs a boyfriend when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company? 😉