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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 767 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Ores Mined: | 3806 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
1. Our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They may look cute and fluffy, but don’t be fooled – they will destroy you in PvP.
2. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of angry chickens who will peck you to death if you try to steal their loot.
3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. He’ll follow you around and blow up your builds just for fun, but hey, at least he’s a good listener.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for those llamas…