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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 7400 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 183 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 8092 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 446 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 739606 |
Love Letters Sent: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
1. Our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They may look cute and fluffy, but don’t be fooled – they will destroy you in PvP.
2. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of angry chickens who will peck you to death if you try to steal their loot.
3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. He’ll follow you around and blow up your builds just for fun, but hey, at least he’s a good listener.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for those llamas…