come join our epic minecraft server where we have biden and harris running around in the situation room trying to stop iran from attacking israel but don’t worry, they’re just playing minecraft too! watch as they build giant walls and defend their base from evil creepers and zombies. join now for a chance to team up with biden and harris and save the world in the most epic minecraft battle ever! oh, and did we mention there’s a secret portal to a dimension filled with talking llamas and flying pigs? yeah, it’s pretty wild. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save israel together, minecraft style!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 197
Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
Endless Night Skies: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
Meteorites Collected: 4 Ores Mined: 3223

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 87 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Runes Activated: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Villages Defended: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 151
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 25 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43 Towns Built: 9
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Void Armor Forged: 27
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 11
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1813 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Dimension Hops: 8
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Potions Brewed: 162 Alien Abductions: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Towns Built: 6
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Ores Mined: 3401

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • CraftyPrideLand

    CraftyPrideLand
    OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

    But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

    And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 180765 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Ores Mined: 1435 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

    Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land
    so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

    imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

    not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

    so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Emeralds Found: 2094 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Magic Items Found: 5119 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Gnome Villages Protected: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Dingo Den Junior High School

    Dingo Den Junior High School

    Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

    Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

    WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Dragon Scales Harvested: 392
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Gotrix Network

    Gotrix Network

    Welcome to Gotrix Network!

    Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

    As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Elemental Crystals Collected: 91
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

    YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Chimeras Created: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Felix Space Minecraft SMP

    Felix Space Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

    Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 221 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Gryphons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • NoPower Minecraft Server

    NoPower Minecraft Server
    Join our wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of no electricity! Our players have vowed to fast from electricity while playing, so expect no digital displays, no phones, and definitely no TV screens in sight. Navigation skills are also put to the test, as players must find their way to our server without any help from GPS or maps – prepare to be fashionably late!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the mobs have decided to join in on the fun. You’ll encounter creepers with candles instead of TNT, zombies trying to read books in the dark, and skeletons using glow-in-the-dark arrows. It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited to join in on the madness.

    So come on over and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft without electricity – who needs redstone contraptions when you have the power of imagination (and a few torches)? Don’t miss out on this electrifyingly absurd adventure!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • AutisticSisRageCraft

    AutisticSisRageCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalry and unexpected guests taking over your virtual apartment.

    Experience the thrill of trying to plan a cabin trip with your sister and her new girlfriend, while also dealing with her constantly blaming her actions on her “overwhelming autism.” Will you be able to navigate through the chaos and still have a good time? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

    And don’t worry about rushing your sister to make important decisions, because on our server, we understand that her autism makes her immune to deadlines. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the drama unfold as you try to maintain your sanity in the midst of it all.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join a server where family dynamics are taken to a whole new level – join us today for a gaming experience like no other!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 8 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • LieCorp Inc. Minecraft SMP

    LieCorp Inc. Minecraft SMP
    Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you diamonds but only give you dirt? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in virtual chaos and hilarity!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one of them and see what happens!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll reward you with a chest full of enchanted golden apples.

    So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be hanging out with llamas and partying with creepers? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Potions Brewed: 101
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 13 Living Shadows Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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