SisyphusCraft: Distraction Edition

Absurdism, Camus, coping with adversity, daily grind, distraction, distractions, Edition, existentialism, finding purpose, greek mythology, life’s challenges, meaning of life, mental resilience, never-ending tasks, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, philosophy, pushing boulders, repetitive tasks, SISYPHUS, SisyphusCraft, Struggle

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just a regular ol’ Minecraft player, mining and crafting and stuff. But then, BAM, you join this server and suddenly you’re in a whole new world of craziness!

We got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party for all your blocky dance needs. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. How cool is that?!

But wait, there’s more! Our admins are actually wizards in disguise, casting spells and turning creepers into fluffy bunnies. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of chaos and laughter. Who needs to push a boulder up a hill when you can be mining diamonds and dancing with pigs? Let’s make Sisyphus jealous with our epic adventures!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Goblin SMP

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

The New Deck

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Oblivion Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	7887	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PRIMAL

Economy, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	309
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

VexedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Magic Items Found:	2010
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	279
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ores Mined:	1739

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Bcraft Brazil

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Dimension Hops:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

UGC Community

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MarsCraft

Bedwars, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	5237	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Buildings Constructed:	35
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Ready Moby

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

If you are looking for an exciting and challenging Minecraft gaming experience, then this is the right server for you! With multiple clans to join, you can battle other players in epic PvP arenas. Explore custom maps and discover new treasures. With jobs available, you can earn money and buy useful items. Regular events keep things interesting and the game’s economy is dynamic. Develop your skills with special abilities and carry everything you need with additional backpacks and boxes. With tags and markets, you can trade items with other players. Additionally, you can win exclusive items through special boxes available on the server. Don’t waste any more time, join our community now and experience the best Minecraft gaming experience you’ve ever had!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8313

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Pathis Orb

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Pathis Orb V started on February 18, 2023A mostly normal Minecraft server with a group/claims system to prevent griefing, pet protection, special seasonal/holiday events, a unique duels plugin to let you challenge other players and fight without dying or losing items, and other features.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Farms Harvested:	761	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Anomaly

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

We are a small community that is working on expanding our player base. We have frequent updates and seasonal events where players can redeem event currency for items that are custom made by our staff. Our goal is to add onto what Minecraft already has but still keeping it simple like vanilla Minecraft. Some of the plugins we have are Build Portals, Custom Crafting, Enchantment Solutions, Even More Fish, Jobs, Magic, mcMMO, Mythic Mobs, Towny and more! If you are looking for a unique experience on a vanilla server we can guarantee you have never been on a server like ours. Most of our community used to play on a yaoi server together which is why we are an adult server. Anyone is welcome to join whether you are straight or lgbtq as long as you are 18+.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

sleep

Anarchy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

enjoy a healthy community eager to advance in our adventures… a server without many modifications in survival and very complete in skyblock

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Enchantments Applied:	223	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MEGA Planet

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to the MEGA Planet server, where you can access a wide variety of modalities and play with one of the best Spanish-speaking Minecraft communities.1.8 -> 1.20.2 – Survival, Factions, Creative, SkyBlock, SkyWars, TheTowers, KitPvP, BedWars… And much more!Are you going to miss it? Ip Java: mc.megaplanet.net Ip Bedrock: mc.megaplanet.net:19132

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ores Mined:	6676
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

efCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

About us: Welcome to the efCraft Survival server.We try to have a fun friendly environment for players. You can protect your own builds, earn economy in game, make shops to sell things, and just enjoy the server without spending a penny.We offer a rankup path on the server that grants users more permissions for free. These ranks evolve around progression in the game, and helps us build trust to the user. The higher the rank you achieve the more exciting tools you get access too. We have three tiers of ranks that vary difficulty and reward the player: 1) normal, 2) Pro, 3) Elite. The higher difficulty ranks are not for the feint of heart, and will push you in terms of how tedious some tasks; however, if you are able to complete these ranks, then you will be rewarded.Thank you for coming and have a great time in game!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SkyEmpire

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to SkyEmpire, the ultimate Minecraft SkyBlock experience! Embark on a skyward journey like never before on our dedicated Java server at play.skyempire.org. SkyEmpire is not just a server; it’s a thriving community where players can forge alliances, conquer challenges, and build their empires in the vastness of the sky.Endless Skies Await You: Dive into a breathtaking world suspended in the clouds, where islands float high above the ground. With limited resources and challenging terrain, your creativity and resilience will be put to the test.Challenges and Achievements: Take on unique challenges and complete achievements to earn rewards, expand your island, and rise to the top. Whether you’re a solo adventurer or part of a powerful alliance, there’s always something new to strive for.PvP Battles and Alliances: Engage in epic player versus player battles or form alliances with other players to dominate the SkyEmpire. Work together to conquer the toughest challenges and establish your dominance in the sky.Customizable Islands: Build and customize your floating island to reflect your style and creativity. From humble beginnings to towering fortresses, the sky is the limit when it comes to creating your own unique haven in the clouds.Economy and Trading: Establish a thriving economy by trading resources with other players. The sky is a bustling marketplace where you can buy and sell to grow your wealth and enhance your island.Events and Community: Join regular events and connect with the vibrant SkyEmpire community. Whether it’s participating in special challenges or attending in-game festivities, there’s always something exciting happening in the skies.Join Us Today: Don’t miss out on the SkyEmpire experience! Connect to our Java server at play.skyempire.org and start your skyward adventure now. Gather your friends, form alliances, and become the ruler of the skies on SkyEmpire!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!