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| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 1045 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 9667 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
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