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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 5700 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 218 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 45 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 41 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Join us for some epic adventures and crazy builds, just like the ultimatum given to the sister – feet up equals no ride, and griefing equals no entry to our server!
We may not have airbags to protect you, but we do have a supportive community ready to laugh, shake their heads, and offer a helping hand when needed. Just remember, listen to the rules and warnings, or you might end up injuring your face with your knees (metaphorically speaking)!
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where being heartless and a shitty brother is not allowed, but having a blast and creating amazing memories is encouraged! Just don’t forget to keep those stank feet off the dash!