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| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 2111 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 12 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3972 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as my sister’s homeschooling experience? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the backstabbing and vape-stealing shenanigans of real life. Join us and leave the high school drama behind!
We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.
So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.
