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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 7577 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 203060 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.
So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.