Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as my sister’s homeschooling experience? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the backstabbing and vape-stealing shenanigans of real life. Join us and leave the high school drama behind!

We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.

So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 105/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Zombie Dances: 6
Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
Dragons Tamed: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 35
Players Killed by Monsters: 1045 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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