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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 4255 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 147 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Enchantments Applied: | 50 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in a therapy session yourself. But don’t worry, our therapists are sworn to secrecy (unlike your SIL) and won’t spill your secrets to anyone – not even to the creepers lurking in the shadows.
Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable ethics, and a chance to report someone for a HIPAA violation just for the fun of it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!