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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 4624 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Towns Built: | 7 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in a therapy session yourself. But don’t worry, our therapists are sworn to secrecy (unlike your SIL) and won’t spill your secrets to anyone – not even to the creepers lurking in the shadows.
Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable ethics, and a chance to report someone for a HIPAA violation just for the fun of it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!