SisterHIPPACraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as scandalous as your sister-in-law’s therapy sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and secrets spilling faster than lava from a volcano.

Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in a therapy session yourself. But don’t worry, our therapists are sworn to secrecy (unlike your SIL) and won’t spill your secrets to anyone – not even to the creepers lurking in the shadows.

Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable ethics, and a chance to report someone for a HIPAA violation just for the fun of it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Crops Grown:	8643	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

The Campus Craze Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of dodging giant medicine balls thrown by your friends! Just like that time I got hit in the crotch with one and pretended I was fine until they left, only to collapse in pain once they were out of sight. Trust me, you’ll never be bored on our server with all the crazy shenanigans and unexpected twists waiting for you. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5382
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP General

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Welcome to Hazbin Town Religious Schism EditionOP, where the demons of Hell are getting a makeover like never before! Join our insane Minecraft SMP for a chance to witness Charlie, the princess of Hell, trying to rehab demons and reduce overpopulation by running a hotel. Will they check out into Heaven or cause chaos? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all, folks! Get ready to follow Blitzo, the demon Imp with a dream to run his own assassin business in Hell. With his trusty team of misfits, including a weapons specialist, a bruiser, and a hellhound receptionist, hilarity ensues as they try to survive each other while navigating the underworld startup scene.

Join us for outrageous adventures, crazy storylines, and a community like no other. Plus, we have a booru that’s a little dead but still worth checking out for some spicy demon fan art. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of Hazbin Town Religious Schism EditionOP and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Villages Defended:	19
Magic Items Found:	5967	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	1837	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

StepMomSnubbed LunchLand

Alone Time, celebration planning, Communication, compromise, exclusion, family bonding, family celebration, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, family time, family visit, father daughter relationship, father-daughter time, LunchLand, prioritizing feelings, step mom, step parent, StepMomSnubbed, university ring celebration

Are you tired of family drama ruining your special moments? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! Our server is a place where you can finally have some peace and quiet, without any step moms causing trouble. We promise no one will get upset if you want to have a meal with your dad in peace. Plus, our virtual world is filled with unicorns, rainbows, and unlimited diamonds – what more could you ask for? Leave the family drama behind and join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP

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Remember when you thought eating dirt was a gourmet meal and playing with sticks was the ultimate form of entertainment? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we bring back those childhood memories in the most epic way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

DreamCrafters

Analysis, common themes, Desires, dream analysis, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, DreamCrafters, dreams, emotions, FEARS, Interpretation, Memories, Nightmares, patterns, Psychology, recurring, Sleeping, subconscious, subconscious mind, surreal, symbols

Do you dream of a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give out free hugs? Then you need to join our Minecraft server! Our server is like a magical dreamland where anything is possible. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of cake? Easy peasy. Our server is the stuff dreams are made of, literally. So come join us and make all your wildest dreams come true in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Buildings Constructed:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

NasrallahsRevenge Minecraft Server

Assassination, assassination plot, Conflict, hezbollah, intelligence, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Mossad, Nasrallah, NasrallahsRevenge, Netanyahu, Politics, regional tensions, Replacement, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Target, Terrorism, War

Yo, fam, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz we out here killin’ bosses like it’s nobody’s business. We took out Nasrallah’s replacement, and his replacement’s replacement, like it was just a walk in the park. We got crazy PvP battles, epic builds, and the dankest memes you’ve ever seen. Plus, our admin team is like a bunch of ninja wizards who will grant your every wish (as long as it involves more explosions). So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	100
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftyPutin2021

Communication, controversial, CraftyPutin2021, Diplomacy, discussions, ex-president, foreign affairs, former leader, interactions, international relations, Meetings, News, phone calls, Political, post-presidency, putin, Reports, russia, trump, Woodward book, world leaders

so, like, you know how trump and putin are like bffs or whatever? well, on this server, you can be bffs with them too! join us and you’ll get to chat with trump and putin while building epic castles and battling dragons. rumor has it, if you impress them enough, they’ll even give you a secret mission to take down herobrine. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting for you to discover. come join us and be a part of the most epic adventure in minecraft history! #trumpandputinbffs #herobrineslayers #diamondsfordays 🤣🤪🐲💎

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	313

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and ordinary? Well, look no further because our server is anything but ordinary! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the shocking revelation that Ryza and Klaudia from Atelier Ryza are both straight! Who would have thought? But that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll encounter on our server. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you never know what craziness awaits you around the corner. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion in a TNT factory!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Potions Brewed:	36

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Biggest Pop Ever Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have players who have gotten so popular, their ego is bigger than a giant slime! Rumor has it, one player once got so many diamonds in one mining trip, they had to build a separate house just to store them all. And don’t even get us started on the epic pranks that happen on the server – one time, someone replaced all the blocks in another player’s house with pink wool! If you want to be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there, join us now and see if you can become the next big pop star of the server!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CousinClash Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your spoiled cousin’s tantrums? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so insane, even your entitled cousin would be impressed! We have virtual pajama parties where you can sip on virtual cocktails and spill the tea on your ex-relationships. And don’t worry, we promise not to invite any bratty kids who throw tantrums when they don’t get their way.

So come join us for a night of virtual fun that’s guaranteed to make you forget all about your entitled cousin and her guilt trips. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

DogHouseMC

Allergies, Animal Behavior, coworker conflicts, coworker relationships, dog behavior, dog training, DogHouseMC, ENTITLEMENT, office dynamics, office pets, office rules, pet accommodations, pet allergies, pet ownership, pet policies, pet-friendly workplaces, Professionalism, service animals, workplace boundaries, workplace distractions, workplace etiquette

Looking for a Minecraft server that doesn’t allow entitled dogs to ruin your gaming experience? Look no further! Our server is strictly for humans only, no furry friends allowed. Why? Because we believe in creating a safe and allergen-free environment for all our players.

Join us and never worry about getting itchy eyes or breathing issues from someone’s pet dog ever again. Plus, who needs a dog to liven up the place when you have epic builds and adventures waiting for you in our server? So say goodbye to entitled pet owners and hello to a dog-free gaming paradise.

Don’t be the office dog lady of the Minecraft world, join our server today and game on without any unwanted furry distractions. Because let’s face it, dogs may be man’s best friend, but they’re definitely not a gamer’s best friend.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Emeralds Found:	3073

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

NostalgiaCraft SMP

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Remember those days when you used to play Minecraft for hours on end, building epic structures and fighting off creepers like a boss? Well, guess what? Our Minecraft SMP is like a time machine that will transport you back to those glorious days of your childhood!

Join our server and relive the nostalgia of your youth, where the grass was greener, the pigs were pinker, and the diamonds were shinier. But that’s not all – we have a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing diamond armor.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because we have a pet dragon that will fly you around the map, a secret society of villagers who will trade you enchanted items for emeralds, and a disco party every Friday night where you can show off your best dance moves.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the fun begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Divine Spears Created:	26
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

DreamCrafters: Nightmare Edition

BIZARRE, deep sleep, dream analysis, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream recall, DreamCrafters, Edition, imagination, lucid dreaming, Mind, Nightmare, odd, Psychological, remember, Sleep, strange experiences, strangest dream, subconscious, surreal, UNUSUAL, unusual occurrences, vivid

Have you ever dreamt of a world where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers do the Macarena? Well, welcome to our Minecraft server where the impossible becomes possible! Join us for a wild ride through a land where lava flows like chocolate milk and zombies breakdance to thriller music.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures beyond your wildest imagination. Rumor has it that if you can out-dance a skeleton in a disco-off, you’ll be granted access to their sacred chicken nugget vault.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and experience the craziest dreamscape you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! Who needs reality when you can have this level of insanity?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PutinCraftCOVIDTestFun

2020 shortage, Controversial Decision, covert operation, covid tests, covid-19 testing, diplomatic relations, global health crisis, government actions, international relations, leadership decisions, new book, pandemic response, political intrigue, political scandal, presidential actions, public health crisis, putin, PutinCraftCOVIDTestFun, secret shipment, trump, world leaders

so like u know how trump was all like “covid is fake news” but then secretly he was like “oh sh*t we need to send tests to putin”? like what a plot twist, am i right? come join our minecraft server where we have secret government conspiracies and crazy twists like this all the time. who knows what other wild secrets we’ll uncover in our pixelated world. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the covid zombies. join now for a wild ride, my dudes!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Towns Built:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Discord 123 MBG Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. That’s right, llamas! And if you join now, you’ll get exclusive access to our llama fashion show where they strut their stuff in the latest pixelated outfits. Plus, if you add me on Discord at 123mbgmc, I’ll even let you in on the secret llama dance party that happens every full moon. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and witness the magic of llama architecture for yourself!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.