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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 109/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 20
Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
Dragon Eggs Found: 9211 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Endless Legions Commanded: 45

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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