SisSwapCraft

children, Choices, clothes, DAUGHTER, EMBARRASSMENT, family, Financial, gender, Gender norms, hand-me-downs, judgment, Laundry, neutral, Opinions, parenting, purple shoes, Siblings, SisSwapCraft, societal expectations, Son, tight budget

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7571
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like a colorful pair of purple shoes in a sea of black and white sneakers! Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where anything is possible, just like how this mom’s 2-year-old son rocks his sister’s hand-me-downs like a fashion icon.

Forget about fitting in with the crowd, on our server, we celebrate individuality and uniqueness. Just like how this mom embraces her son’s choice of clothing, we embrace all players for who they are. Who cares what others think when you’re having a blast building, mining, and crafting in a world where judgment is left at the door?

So come on, join us and let your creativity shine brighter than those sparkly pink clothes in this mom’s son’s wardrobe. Don’t be afraid to stand out and be yourself, because on our server, we celebrate diversity and self-expression. Who knows, you might just find a new pair of purple shoes that fit you perfectly!

Honeymoon Suite Hoarder

destination wedding, Donations, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, family priorities, Family Support, family tragedy, Generosity, heartlessness, hoarder, honeymoon, house fire, luxury honeymoon suite, sacrifice, Selfishness, sibling relationships, suite, Support, Sympathy, tragedy aftermath, vacation plans, wedding planning

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6781
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3193	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Are you tired of family drama ruining your wedding plans? Looking for a server where you can escape the chaos and build your dream world? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a little family drama (but only the fun kind, we promise). Build your own luxurious honeymoon suite, or help your brother and his fiancée rebuild their house after a fire (in-game, of course).

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into giving up your hard-earned honeymoon suite, because on our server, you call the shots. So come on in, craft your own destiny, and let the laughs and good times roll. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your diamond pickaxe).

ComplimentInsult_MinecraftSMP

backhanded compliment, barbed compliment, Compliment, ComplimentInsult_MinecraftSMP, disguised insult, double meaning, fake praise, hidden criticism, insincere praise, insinuating compliment, insult, passive aggressive, sarcastic compliment, sly remark, sneaky insult, snide remark, subtle jab, twisted compliment, two-faced comment, underhanded compliment, veiled insult

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1046
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Crops Grown:	7454
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Love Letters Sent:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have a secret underground base where we ride pigs and shoot arrows at each other while wearing pumpkin helmets, it’s so lit! Plus, our leader is a talking chicken who gives out diamonds like they’re candy, you won’t find that anywhere else, I swear!

And get this, we have a whole village of llamas who run the economy, they trade emeralds for enchanted books and potions, it’s wild! Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon who breathes rainbow fire and can fly us to the moon? Yeah, it’s totally normal here.

So come join us, we’re always looking for new players to join in on the madness and chaos, trust me, you won’t regret it! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things can get pretty wacky around here. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

FoodRegretMC

adventurous eating, cuisine, Culinary, delicacies, DISHES, exotic dishes, Experience, Flavors, Food, food experiences, FoodRegretMC, Gastronomy, memorable meals, never again, one-time try, PALATE, strange foods, Taste, tried once, unique foods, unusual flavors

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2014
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of excitement for your gaming taste buds! Join us and you’ll never want to go back to those other servers that are as exciting as a stale loaf of bread.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and tried the infamous “rotten potato surprise” dish that our chef whipped up. Let’s just say, they never looked at a potato the same way again! But don’t worry, we also have delicious treats like diamond-encrusted cake and creeper casserole for those brave enough to try.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a rollercoaster that takes you through a maze of lava and TNT? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of fun, adventure, and maybe a few questionable food choices. Who knows, you might just find yourself never wanting to leave!

CraftySummit Minecraft Server

#announcement, Canada, CraftySummit, Diplomacy, economic policy, economic summit, Economy, global economy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, Server, summit, Trade, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade war, trudeau, U.S. tariff threats

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9826
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

so, like, trudeau is all like “yo, we gotta talk about these u.s. tariffs, eh?” and everyone is like “oh no, what are we gonna do, eh?” but then trudeau is like “chill, fam, we got this economic summit on friday, it’s gonna be lit, eh?” so now everyone is like “heck yeah, let’s go to this summit and figure out how to deal with these tariffs, eh?” and you should totally join our minecraft server because we’re gonna have a virtual economic summit to discuss all the crazy stuff happening in the world, eh? plus, we have like, a secret underground bunker where we hide all the maple syrup and poutine, so you know it’s gonna be a wild time, eh? come join us and let’s figure out how to save the world from these crazy tariffs, eh?

Musk’s Govt. Worker Scare

#announcement, billionaire, controversy, Cut, decision, elon musk, employees, entrepreneur, fear, Government, Govt, innovation, leadership, Management, media scrutiny, Musks, publicising, scare, spacex, Technology, tesla, US federal government, worker, workers

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7049
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Buildings Constructed:	24
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Come join our minecraft server where we got ELON MUSK running around scaring all the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WORKERS with his laser eyes and flamethrower! you gotta see it to believe it, folks! PLUS, he’s giving out FREE DIAMONDS to anyone who can survive his wrath for more than 5 minutes. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this CRAZY adventure! Join now before the government shuts us down for good!

Piggy Transplant Trials: The Porky Solution

Approves, Breakthrough, FDA, first, health, Hope, innovation, kidney, Medical, Medical Trials, Offering, Organ, organ donation, Pig, Piggy, porky, research, Shortage, solution, surgery, transplant, transplantation, Trials

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9994
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8500	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Void Gems Collected:	21
Chimeras Created:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you’re like, whoa, this place is lit af. but get this, they got pig kidney transplant trials going on. like, what even is that? but hey, if you ever need a new kidney in the game, you know where to go. join now and be part of the most insane medical experiments in minecraft history. who needs diamonds when you can have a pig kidney, amirite? #minecraftmadness #pigkidneytransplantgang

Sparked

admins, apply, chest locks, Community, data packs, Dedicated, Discord, discrimination, Experience, Griefing, HACKING, hermitcraft, java, Land Claims, learn, Mature, Mods, player head drops, proximity voice chat, smp, sparked

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7845
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	268
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Void Armor Forged:	23	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Sparked Minecraft Server Overview

About
Experienced team of admins
Active members dedicated to the server
Long-term world with no random resets
Mature hermitcraft style environment for members 18+
No land claims/chest locks for a vanilla experience
Strict rules against discrimination/hacking/griefing
Optional mods and data packs available

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does the server launch?	The server will launch on Friday, February 7th.
How can I join the server?	Join the discord and apply for whitelist at http://discord.gg/83RA2bcPHp
Are there any age restrictions?	Yes, the server is for players 18 and older.
What are the rules regarding griefing?	Griefing is strictly prohibited on the server.
Are there any mods or data packs on the server?	Yes, there are optional mods and data packs available, such as player head drops and proximity voice chat.

Ethereal Heights 1.21.2

1.21.2, 120 pounds, 29 year old, 55, body preferences, DATING, Ethereal, fat, Girlfriend, Heights, Older, over 200 pounds, Picky, relationships, skinny guys, STRONG, taller, Ugly, weight preference, white male, young looking

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5771
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild sh*t. We got older, taller women over 200 pounds waiting for you in the game. Who knew Minecraft could be a dating app for skinny dudes looking for some thicc mamas, am I right? Join now and get ready to be mind blown by the crazy world of chunky love in Minecraft!

FixerUpperCraft Minecraft Server

aita, arguments, Bidding, Communication, Divorce, fixer upper, FixerUpperCraft, future planning, gf, Investment, Listing, Marriage, Minecraft, outbid, pre-inspection, realtor, relationship, Rushing, seattle, Server, Therapy, Upgrades, wfh

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5397
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8609
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to consult with your partner on is which block to place next! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, surprises, and maybe even a few creeper explosions.

Looking for a fixer-upper in the virtual world? Look no further! Our server offers a wide selection of rundown virtual homes that you can fix up and turn into your dream castle. Just make sure to consult with your virtual partner before making any big decisions, or you might end up in a virtual fight.

Experience the thrill of bidding on virtual properties and see if you can outbid your fellow players. Just be prepared for some virtual drama if you don’t consult with your virtual partner first. Who knew Minecraft real estate could be so intense?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a virtual pool or a virtual garden. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible, even a virtual breakup over a virtual fixer-upper.

NoSmokeNoPokeMC

ANNOYING, aversion, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Empathy, family, Fight, inside joke, NoSmokeNoPokeMC, personal space, relationship, Respect, smoking, Support, Trauma, triggers, Understanding

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7607
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Buildings Constructed:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where smoking is strictly prohibited! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player who loved smoking so much that it caused traumatic deaths in their family. So, they decided to create a server where smoking was banned to honor their fallen loved ones.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll find out that smoking is not the only thing that’s banned. We also have a strict no-creeper policy because, let’s face it, those guys are just too explosive for our liking.

So come on over and join us for a smoke-free, creeper-free, and drama-free Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your aversion to smoke!

ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP

branches of government, checks and balances, Congress, constitutional law, Decision making, Democracy, democracy in action, ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP, executive orders, Governing, governing principles, Government, law enforcement, lawmaking, legislation, policy, Political process, Politics, presidential power, separation of powers, US government

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4513
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Mines Excavated:	4284	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Dragons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig as you battle against a horde of evil chickens. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a baby panda gets its wings! It’s like a magical fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and trees grow pizza slices.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always ask yourself, “What’s the point of a congress if you do executive orders?” Because on our server, anything is possible!

BikepocalypseCraft

#sustainability, alternative transportation, bicycles, BikepocalypseCraft, creative choices, Dystopia, end of civilization., environmentalism, Fiction, future scenarios, Mobility, narrative decisions, post-apocalyptic, resource conservation, societal collapse, speculative fiction, storytelling, Survival, Transportation, Urban planning, world-building

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6217
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Towns Built:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest post-apocalyptic world you’ll ever experience! Picture this: zombies riding bicycles, mutant chickens laying explosive eggs, and giant spiders that shoot lasers from their eyes.

Join our server for the chance to ride a bicycle through the wasteland while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers. Build your base out of mutant chicken eggs for extra protection and watch out for the laser-eyed spiders that will try to steal your diamonds.

So why aren’t bicycles more common in post-apocalyptic fiction? Because they’re all on our server, waiting for you to join the madness. Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

WHOaCraft Minecraft Server

argentina, controversial move, Decision making, diplomatic relations, exit, Global cooperation, global health, government decision, Healthcare, international organizations, international relations, Latin America, Minecraft, pandemic response, Politics, public health, Server, south america, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, WhoaCraft, Withdrawal, World Health Organization

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8287
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Dragons Tamed:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

lol imagine a world where Argentina is like “bye WHO, i’m outta here too!” just because Trump left first. like, they’re all like “if he’s not playing, then neither am i!” come join our Minecraft server where we make decisions based on the most random things, like which way the wind is blowing or how many chickens are crossing the road. it’s a wild ride, just like this headline. so come on over and let’s make some questionable choices together!

CraftyCommies2024

Analysis, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CraftyCommies2024, December 2024, Defense, Geopolitics, intelligence assessment, international relations, January, Losses, Military, Report, russia, SECURITY, strategy, UK intelligence, War, worst month

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9667
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Villages Defended:	19

so, like, u know how russia was all like, having a bad time in january 2024? well, our minecraft server is like the complete opposite of that! come join us and be a part of the most epic, lit, and totally not disastrous community ever!

we have so many crazy things happening on our server, like a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and a giant chicken that shoots fireballs. not to mention, our players are all super cool and funny, like one time someone built a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, u respawn right after)!

if u wanna have a blast and forget about all the bad stuff happening in the world, then this is the place for u. join us and let’s make some memories that will make january 2024 look like a walk in the park!

ShroomCraft: Neuro Fun Land

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain health, cognitive function, depression, dopamine, Fun, Jan 2025, Land, mental illness, Microdosing, mushrooms, Neuro, neuroinflammation, neurological disorders, neuroplasticity, Neuropsychiatric Disease, neurotransmitters, psilocybin, psychiatric research, serotonin, ShroomCraft, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4666
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Secret Passages Found:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Yo yo yo! You wanna join our cray cray Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, we got more mushrooms than Mario Kart! And guess what? We encourage microdosing while you play! It’s like a trippy adventure every time you log on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that it actually cures mental illness. Yeah, you heard me right. Just by playing on our server, your neurotransmitters will be poppin’, your neuroinflammation will be gone, and your neuroplasticity will be off the charts!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most mind-bending Minecraft server out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!