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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 7089 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
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