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| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 6233 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 176 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 46 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to carry anyone’s burden except your own (unless you want to, we don’t judge)!
Join us for a wild ride of survival and adventure, where even the laziest players can thrive (looking at you, sister who can’t even heat up leftovers).
Our server is a place where you can be the hero of your own story, without being criticized for being lazy or disrespectful (unless it’s in-game, then all bets are off).
So come on over and show us what you’ve got, because on this server, even the most incompetent players can become legends (just maybe not in real life).
Join now and leave your burdens at the door, because here, we only carry swords and pickaxes!
