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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 2827 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride of survival and adventure, where even the laziest players can thrive (looking at you, sister who can’t even heat up leftovers).
Our server is a place where you can be the hero of your own story, without being criticized for being lazy or disrespectful (unless it’s in-game, then all bets are off).
So come on over and show us what you’ve got, because on this server, even the most incompetent players can become legends (just maybe not in real life).
Join now and leave your burdens at the door, because here, we only carry swords and pickaxes!