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Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 3583 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Magic Items Found: | 7788 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Dimension Hops: | 0 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Animals Bred: | 183 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Join us for a wild ride of survival and adventure, where even the laziest players can thrive (looking at you, sister who can’t even heat up leftovers).
Our server is a place where you can be the hero of your own story, without being criticized for being lazy or disrespectful (unless it’s in-game, then all bets are off).
So come on over and show us what you’ve got, because on this server, even the most incompetent players can become legends (just maybe not in real life).
Join now and leave your burdens at the door, because here, we only carry swords and pickaxes!