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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 2242 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Emeralds Found: | 6325 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride of survival and adventure, where even the laziest players can thrive (looking at you, sister who can’t even heat up leftovers).
Our server is a place where you can be the hero of your own story, without being criticized for being lazy or disrespectful (unless it’s in-game, then all bets are off).
So come on over and show us what you’ve got, because on this server, even the most incompetent players can become legends (just maybe not in real life).
Join now and leave your burdens at the door, because here, we only carry swords and pickaxes!