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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 9814 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9682 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
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