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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 2208 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
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