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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 2965 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Endless Legions Commanded: | 14 | Ores Mined: | 4172 |
Divine Spears Created: | 16 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 14 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 40 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
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