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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 9412 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Void Gems Collected: | 30 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
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