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Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 5945 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 14 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 18 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
Zombie Dances: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
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