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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 9881 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 46 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
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