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Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 2863 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 27 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 3541 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
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