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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 6639 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 251 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
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