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Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 667 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 48 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 26 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
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