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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 710 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Falling into the Void: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 133 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
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