Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister’s OnlyFans content? Look no further! Our server is filled with more drama and outrageousness than a family argument over plastic surgery and bimbo fetishes.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where everyone is either a hypersexual weirdo or a prude who can’t handle a joke. Build your own plastic sex doll empire or just sit back and watch the chaos unfold as family members fight over morality and self-respect.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to escape reality and dive into a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sister’s questionable career choices). Join now and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of this dysfunctional family).

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Magic Items Found: 2566
Falling into the Void: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • CitrusNetwork

    CitrusNetwork

    Welcome to CitrusNetwork

    Current Gamemodes: Survival SMP and OneBlock.

    Survival SMP • Features: Custom World Terrain, Coin Flip, Skills, 464x Quests, Jobs, Leveling System, Teams.

    OneBlock • Features: Envoy Event, AFK Area, 395x Quests, Coin Flip.

    Server IP: citrusnetwork.net Bedrock IP: citrusnetwork.net Port:25405

    Get ready to soar through the skies of CitrusNetwork – where every block is an opportunity waiting to be discovered!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Blockhead Kids

    Blockhead Kids

    Welcome to “Blockhead Kids,” a captivating Minecraft server where imagination knows no limits, and every pixel is infused with wonder and adventure. Prepare to be enthralled as you step into a realm of boundless creativity and camaraderie, enhanced by an array of enchanting plugins that will elevate your gameplay to extraordinary heights.

    Unveil the mysteries of Slimefun, a captivating plugin that brings a touch of magic to your crafting and resource-gathering endeavors. Unearth hidden recipes, conjure remarkable items, and embark on an epic journey of discovery as you master the art of blending science and enchantment. From powerful machines to whimsical contraptions, Slimefun adds a new layer of enchantment to your building pursuits.

    Venture into the depths of PyroMining, where the act of excavation becomes an explosive thrill. Navigate the labyrinthine tunnels with fiery determination, unearthing precious ores and rare minerals while igniting the very earth beneath you. This dynamic plugin transforms mining into a heart-pounding adventure, making each dig a rush of excitement and discovery.

    For those drawn to the allure of the deep blue, PyroFishingPro invites you to cast your line and reel in a bounty of aquatic treasures. With this captivating plugin, fishing evolves into an art form, as you seek to capture magnificent catches that hold unexpected surprises. Whether you’re seeking sustenance or uncovering hidden gems, PyroFishingPro makes every cast a moment of anticipation and delight.

    But the enchantment doesn’t stop there. Dive headfirst into a world of mini-adventures with our PartyGames plugin, boasting an impressive array of over 20 distinct minigames. From heart-racing challenges to brain-teasing puzzles, PartyGames offers an abundance of exhilarating diversions that promise laughter, competition, and endless fun. Engage in friendly contests, test your skills, and revel in the joy of shared experiences with fellow players.

    At “Blockhead Kids,” these captivating plugins—Slimefun, PyroMining, PyroFishingPro, and PartyGames—are seamlessly woven into the tapestry of our server, enriching your gameplay and ensuring that every moment is infused with magic and excitement. Join our vibrant community today and embark on an extraordinary journey of creativity, exploration, and camaraderie. The adventure of a lifetime awaits at “Blockhead Kids”!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Grimwood

    Grimwood

    Welcome to Grimwood! We are a whitelisted server that has rolled four previous SMPs into one complete community. Our goal is to continue garnering an awesome player base where we can all build and have fun together. Apply on Discord: dsc.gg/grimwood

    If you are looking for a place to create new friendships and experiences, this is the server for you!

    Our structure is primarily a vanilla server, though we do have some extra features to offer. The biggest of which being dungeons with custom mobs; these are meant to be taken on with a team (or solo if you’re up for a challenge!). As well as a player created market where you are able to buy and sell with others in Grimwood.

    The Great War has ended, peace is in our grasps! Help rebuild Grimwood from the devastation of war. Beware though, peace isn’t fulfilled yet, Malichias is still around, and it is up to you to stop him…

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Towns Built: 7

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • AethraCraft

    AethraCraft

    Start carving your journey at AethraCraft!

    AethraCraft is a server built to provide an excellent quality gameplay experience to players. AethraCraft is a friendly environment with very active staffs to assist you and help you. Experience a no lag gameplay with our pre-generated world. Work your way up to the top by grinding with our economy plugin, jobs plugin, custom enchantments, rank system, mcmmo, claims and many more! It currently has survival gamemode with plans of expanding and offering more gamemodes in the future.

    SERVER IP: ⇒ PLAY.AETHRACRAFT.COM STORE: ⇒ STORE.AETHRACRAFT.COM DISCORD: ⇒ DISCORD.AETHRACRAFT.COM

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • PokeReturn

    PokeReturn

    PokeReturn is a Pixelmon Server that attempts to create relaxing kick-back gameplay anyone can enjoy. Offering custom programmed features, such as Pokemon Disguising, Free Gameplay earned Poke Healing, and more!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 79 Animals Bred: 60
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Emenbee Realms

    Emenbee Realms

    Emenbee Realms is back and better than ever! A revival of the classic Minecraft server, brought to you by members of the original staff! Supports version 1.7-1.20.1

    Bedrock IP: geyser.mc-em.com

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Dragon Scales Harvested: 217
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 3527

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • DragonCraftMC

    DragonCraftMC

    Experience the Tekkit 2 Factions Server! Version: 1.2.1. Join now for an immersive gameplay with mods, alliances, and interspace intense battles. Come start your journey today!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46
    Enchantments Applied: 174 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Falling into the Void: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • ScuffleMC

    ScuffleMC

    JAVA IP: ScuffleMC.net BEDROCK IP: ScuffleMC.net (Port: 25565)

    ScuffleMC is the most popular Sky Gen Minecraft servers out there. Come explore multiple worlds or fight for glory in 1.8 PvP. Other features include events, economy, outlands, custom crates and custom items. Connect to the ScuffleMC server for an epic and rewarding Minecraft experience unlike any you’ve had before!

    1.16 -> 1.19 are supported!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Villages Defended: 7
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 19 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Farzy

    Farzy

    A brand new Survival experience! Play with one of the biggest Survival YouTuber’s Farzy, and join him on the friendliest Minecraft Survival Server out there!

    Bedrock IP: bedrock.farzysmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Farms Harvested: 300
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Animals Bred: 39

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • The Crown

    The Crown

    Welcome to The Crown, a brand new Minecraft server that lets you immerse yourself in the life of nobility. Embark on exciting quests, build your own castle, and engage in epic battles against other players and mobs. As you progress through the ranks of nobility, you’ll gain power, prestige, and respect.

    But The Crown is more than just a survival server. It’s a fully-realized medieval-inspired world, complete with stunning landscapes and awe-inspiring architecture. From the bustling market towns to the towering castles, there’s always something new to discover.

    And if you’re looking for a challenge, The Crown has you covered. Take on deadly bosses, brave treacherous dungeons, and compete against other players in thrilling PvP battles.

    But don’t worry, you’re not alone. The Crown has a friendly and welcoming community of players and staff who are always happy to help out. With a wide variety of jobs and ranks available, there’s a place for everyone here.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us at The Crown and start your journey to nobility today.

    IP: thecrownmc.com

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Astral Amulets Crafted: 30
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Noobcraft

    Noobcraft

    Noobcraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that was created in 2011 by MunkyMan587 and Avarrianna. It started off as a small group of players and has grown to a thriving community. We focus on providing a fun and family friendly environment for our players. We have a great staff team and a fair list of rules that no one should find difficult to follow. We are a no griefing/stealing server and PvP only by consent! We now feature McMMO and Towny!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Villages Defended: 13 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • ExaliaMC

    ExaliaMC

    Welcome to ExaliaMC!

    Hello! I would like to introduce ExaliaMC that is looking for new players! Our aim here at ExaliaMC is to create a good community and we make sure that all our players have a good time and that they enjoy themselves.

    We are currently looking for new staff members, discord staffs and more! Please check on our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/3ACsxTXCeb

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Animals Bred: 28
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 150 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • FairNSquareMC

    FairNSquareMC

    FACTIONS AND PRISON Server Name: FairNSquareMC Website: http://fairnsquaremc.com/ IP: play.fairnsquaremc.com ((Default port)) Discord: https://discord.gg/Tt2FAE5Ejk Store: store.fairnsquaremc.com

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Elivius

    Elivius

    Elivius welcomes you! We offer a modded survival experience with an amazing growing community.

    • Towny • Jobs • Quests • McMMO • Dungeons • Boss Battles • • Action Packed PVE • Player Economy • Minigames • Events • • Free Ranks • Custom Items • Custom World • And So Much More

    Supports Versions 1.8.9+ IP: play.elivius.net JAVA ONLY

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19
    Zombie Dances: 8 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Equilibrium Survival

    Equilibrium Survival

    Equilibrium is a highly customized survival multiplayer experience that is packed with features you wondered how you ever lived without. With high quality design and custom enchants our experience beats all others. There is a welcoming active staff team and a friendly community. Once you play on ## you will not need another smp ever again.

    We encourage all of our players to build community, play hard and fair to be the best minecrafter of all time. 🙂 Be it builds, mining, farms, shop owner, pvp’er, you can reach the top of the charts.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Falling into the Void: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 4818

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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