Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3961 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 6558 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
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