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| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 2266 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Divine Spears Created: | 14 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 211 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9458 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Are you tired of working hard for your Minecraft diamonds while others seem to have it all handed to them on a silver platter? Join our server and experience the thrill of earning your loot the old-fashioned way – by mining and crafting!
Just like the OP’s sister, you’ll have the chance to run errands for our boss NPC, pick up his virtual laundry, and even feed his digital cat. And who knows, maybe he’ll reward you with an enchanted diamond sword or a potion of invisibility!
But don’t worry, there’s no need to worry about any inappropriate relationships here – our boss NPC is happily married with two kids and another on the way. So come join us for a master’s degree in Minecraft mayhem, where hard work and dedication are the keys to success (and maybe even a shiny new iPad Pro)!
