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| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 4858 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 8401 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 9 |
this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows into your face while you ride a rollercoaster made of cheese. why join? because we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and throw epic dance parties every night. plus, our admins are actually trained ninjas who will protect you from griefers with their mad skills. and did i mention that our spawn point is a giant disco ball floating in the sky? yeah, you heard me right. so come on over and join the fun, unless you hate fun, in which case go eat a moldy potato.
