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Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 2397 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Falling into the Void: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Farms Harvested: | 272 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a house out of nothing but TNT and watch it explode in a glorious blaze of glory? Our server is the only place where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and win a pair of enchanted diamond boots as a prize.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave boring old reality behind and join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one ridiculous adventure at a time!