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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 8333 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
New Chunks Explored: | 494593 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 28 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a house out of nothing but TNT and watch it explode in a glorious blaze of glory? Our server is the only place where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and win a pair of enchanted diamond boots as a prize.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave boring old reality behind and join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one ridiculous adventure at a time!