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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 2423 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 2323 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a house out of nothing but TNT and watch it explode in a glorious blaze of glory? Our server is the only place where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and win a pair of enchanted diamond boots as a prize.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave boring old reality behind and join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one ridiculous adventure at a time!