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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 3723 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 329 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a house out of nothing but TNT and watch it explode in a glorious blaze of glory? Our server is the only place where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and win a pair of enchanted diamond boots as a prize.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave boring old reality behind and join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one ridiculous adventure at a time!