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Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 8459 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 351 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6482 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Emeralds Found: | 4189 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 95 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a house out of nothing but TNT and watch it explode in a glorious blaze of glory? Our server is the only place where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and win a pair of enchanted diamond boots as a prize.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave boring old reality behind and join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one ridiculous adventure at a time!