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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 7258 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 13 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a house out of nothing but TNT and watch it explode in a glorious blaze of glory? Our server is the only place where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and win a pair of enchanted diamond boots as a prize.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave boring old reality behind and join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one ridiculous adventure at a time!