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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 6255 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3726 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Towns Built: | 8 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Divine Spears Created: | 14 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a house out of nothing but TNT and watch it explode in a glorious blaze of glory? Our server is the only place where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and win a pair of enchanted diamond boots as a prize.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave boring old reality behind and join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one ridiculous adventure at a time!