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| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 7138 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Love Letters Sent: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reality is just a suggestion and insanity reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you hugs (explosive hugs, but still).
Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a house out of nothing but TNT and watch it explode in a glorious blaze of glory? Our server is the only place where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and win a pair of enchanted diamond boots as a prize.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave boring old reality behind and join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one ridiculous adventure at a time!
