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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 7702 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a house out of nothing but TNT and watch it explode in a glorious blaze of glory? Our server is the only place where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and win a pair of enchanted diamond boots as a prize.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave boring old reality behind and join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one ridiculous adventure at a time!