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FicDeathFeels – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions! Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers.

We have epic quests that will challenge your skills and test your bravery. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll probably rage quit a few times, but hey, that’s all part of the fun! And don’t even get us started on the drama between players – it’s like a soap opera, but with more diamond swords.

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness a llama riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? Or see a chicken build a castle out of wool blocks? Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself mourning the death of a virtual pet rock that you accidentally dropped into a lava pit. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you won’t regret it.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	227945
Zombie Dances:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Void Gems Collected:	29	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

RulebreakerCraft

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Join our Minecraft server if you want to follow the unwritten rule of always wearing a pumpkin on your head while mining diamonds! Legend has it that the diamond ores are actually scared of pumpkins and will jump right into your inventory to avoid them. Plus, our server is home to the rare and elusive Creeper King, who only appears when players successfully build a house made entirely of TNT. Will you be brave enough to face his explosive wrath? Join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SkyCraft Minecraft Server

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yo, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server so lit that even turkish airlines planes are tryna land on it? well, we got you covered fam. our server is so fire that even pilots are dying mid-flight just to try and get a piece of the action. come join us for some epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a chance to fly a plane into our server (jk pls don’t do that). so what are you waiting for? hop on board and let’s take this minecraft journey to new heights!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Potions Brewed:	22	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftyCOVIDKremlin

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So, liek, this server is, liek, totally epic, ya know? You gotta join cuz, like, we have this INSANE story where Putin, ya know, the Russian dude, he, like, asked Trump for COVID testing equipment and Trump was all, “Nah, bro, I didn’t send anything.” But then the Kremlin was all, “Nuh-uh, we totally sent that stuff!” It was, like, drama llama up in here, man! So, if you wanna be part of this crazy world where world leaders are sending each other Minecraft items, then you gotta join this server, bro! It’s gonna be LIT!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Block-Opioid Side Effects

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yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got scientists who discovered some tiny molecules dat can stop u from gettin all messed up on dem opioids in da game. dey made dem even tinier so dey work even betta, like magic or sumthin. join now and never worry bout gettin too high in minecraft again, it’s a game changer, literally.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Runes Activated:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Gods Slained:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Atoq’s Vanilla SMP: Semi-Spicy, No Need for Mayo Server 1.19.3

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Atoq Minecraft Server Overview

Age	2+ years
Events	Events and polls
Whitelist	Whitelist + Application
Community	Active community and staff
Features	In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
Lore	Lore
Java Version	Java v1.19.3
Custom	Custom origins and beliefs

Join us on Discord for more info!

FAQs

1. How do I apply for whitelist?

To apply for whitelist, you can visit our Discord server and fill out the application form in the designated channel.

2. What kind of events are held on the server?

We host various events such as building competitions, scavenger hunts, and themed parties for the community to enjoy.

3. Can I use mods on the server?

We have specific approved mods that enhance gameplay, such as in-game voice chat, art, and music maker mods. Any other mods need to be approved by the staff.

4. Is there a specific lore on the server?

Yes, we have a detailed lore that adds depth to the world of Atoq. Players are encouraged to immerse themselves in the lore and create their own stories.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Arab Boys Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place to be! Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment, guaranteed.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Arab boys in our server challenged the admin to a build battle. Little did they know, the admin was actually a master builder in disguise! The boys were left in awe as the admin created a pixel art masterpiece of a camel riding a flying carpet. Needless to say, they were defeated and had to bow down to the admin’s superior building skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon race. Players must race against each other to see who can defeat the Ender Dragon first and claim the title of Dragon Slayer. Rumor has it that the winner will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest adventures and craziest moments you’ll ever encounter in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	8756	Buildings Constructed:	24
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Endless Night Skies:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mines Excavated:	2370	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

StepdadWeddingDramaCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us and leave all your real-life family drama behind, because here, the only family you need is your fellow gamers.

Looking for a server where you can escape from wedding planning stress and crazy in-laws? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build your dream virtual world without any unwanted family drama creeping in.

Join us and experience the thrill of building, crafting, and exploring with a community that’s more supportive than your future mother-in-law (sorry, not sorry). Plus, we guarantee that your stepdad won’t be left out of any virtual events – everyone is welcome here, even if they’re not technically family.

So come on over and let loose on our server – because nothing beats escaping real-life chaos like diving into a world where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

WeirdlyComplimented – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to receive compliments like “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, did you train with aliens?” or “Your mining technique is so smooth, it’s like you were born with a pickaxe in hand!”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with a feathered fist. Will you challenge the Chicken King for dominance, or will you join forces and become a poultry powerhouse?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a chicken-themed dance-off or embroiled in a heated debate over the best block to build a toilet out of. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Skillz4Blocks

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Do you wish you had the skill of flying like a majestic eagle? Or maybe the ability to summon a herd of rainbow-colored sheep at will? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do all that and more!

Join our server and become a master of all trades, from building epic castles to taming wild dragons. Need a break from the chaos of the world? Take a dip in our virtual hot tub filled with bubbling lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…we think).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server lies a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and unlock a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a talking cow that tells dad jokes. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

DiscordCraft: Russian Military Edition

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so like, russia be all like “no discord for u” and the military be all like “wtf how we gonna chat now?” but then they find dis epic minecraft server where they can communicate in secret using blocks and stuff. join us for top secret military missions and epic battles against evil mobs. plus, we got a secret tunnel that leads to a hidden village filled with treasure and rare items. come join the fun before putin finds out and shuts us down!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Train Escape Fun Land

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yo, listen up gamers! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u gotta join dis place. first of all, we got a train system that will blow ur mind. u can hop on dat train and escape any disaster, like a hurricane or zombie apocalypse. we got u covered, fam.

imagine u stuck in a hurricane zone, no gas, no car, just chaos all around. well, on dis server, u can just hop on dat train and zoom outta there like a boss. no more stress, just chillin on the tracks, watching the world burn behind u.

so, if u wanna survive any disaster, join dis server. we got ur back, we got ur train ticket to safety. come on, what u waiting for? hop on dat train and let’s ride into the sunset, baby!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Tipsy Pixel Party

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so lyke, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity yo. u gotta join cuz like, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds.

also, did u know dat if u join dis server, u will become a master builder in like, 2.5 seconds? yea, it’s true. ur builds will be so epic, they’ll make the Eiffel Tower look like a pile of dirt.

oh, and get dis, if u join dis server, u will have the power to control time and space. u can make the sun rise in the west and the moon dance the cha-cha. it’s cray cray, but it’s true.

so come on, join dis server and let’s make some epic memories together. plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. what more could u ask for?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Void Armor Forged:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Twisty’s Tag-Tastic Minecraft Server

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Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the only rule is to wear your underwear on your head while playing? Well, look no further because on our server, Twisty’s favorite tags include “underwearhead” and “pantslesswonder”!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of flying pigs and talking cows. Join us on our quest to defeat the evil Sheep Overlord and his army of woolly minions.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of undies for your head!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magic Items Found:	2784