Simpsons Minecraft SMP – Does This Actually Happen

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Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, just like in the Simpsons! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with exploding donuts, mischievous Bart pranks, and a secret underground lair where Mr. Burns hoards all the diamonds.

But that’s not all – we also have a rollercoaster made entirely of pink wool, a giant Krusty Burger that dispenses enchanted golden apples, and a portal to the Nether that leads to a Springfield-themed hell dimension.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and hilarious as your favorite cartoon family, come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Dragons Tamed:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5763

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	4428
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1388	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

6b6t

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

6b6t is a survival Minecraft anarchy server with no rules, no punishments, no limits where players can do whatever they want in a world that can support 1000 players connected at the same time without any waiting lines. The server also has /tpa and /home for more active gameplay. Hacking and griefing is allowed, just like everything else. 6b6t seed is the same as 2b2t seed: -4172144997902289642IP: play.6b6t.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.6b6t.org Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Evolved Survival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Cherry Blossom SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Cherry Blossom was created to give players a feeling of progression and accomplishment while staying simple and close to vanilla, while offering a variety of plugins that enhance the minecraft experience such as /sethome, /tpa, /rtp, chest/door locks, and /rest. We have constant updates and active staff! Simple spawn! You wont find a massive useless spawn city that contains a few rule signs. Come give us a try! NEWEST UPDATE: Board games! Come play chess, checkers, uno, tictactoe, connectfour, and more! NO P2W EVER – EULA FRIENDLY DONOR OPTIONS 1.17.1 Survival –Server Shop and Player Shops | Buy and sell to make money. -Money from Mobs | Earn money by killing mobs! -Player Economy | Server shop is limited so buy/sell from other players! -Unique Items | Obtain super rare and unique items. -Ranks | Rank up to earn new permissions and cosmetic pets! -Towny | Rank up to be able to purchase and manage your own town! -mcMMO | Progress your character and level skills -Gravestones when you die that even tell you coordinates!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Animals Bred:	181
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Sky Blossom

Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Vanilla

Welcome to Sky Blossom!A fresh new Skyblock server with an emphasis on being community driven and casual!There are a number of plugins on the server but the main ones that will affect your experience and gameplay are:ChestShop CrazyCrates ProCosmetics IridiumSkyblock Jobs Reborn …and more to come!The server IP is SkyBlossom.mcjoin.me

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Love Letters Sent:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Nomifactory by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: nomi.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Nomifactory CEu port Modpack > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Cube-Nation.de

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Cube Nation – The server with the feel-good effectStill looking for a Minecraft server with a great, German-speaking community? Then you are exactly right with us!With its well thought-out and constantly developed concept, Cube-Nation offers you a Minecraft gaming experience that you won’t want to miss any more. Together with the players, we have developed one of the friendliest Minecraft servers in German-speaking countries since 2011. The community not only includes the competent server team, but of course also every single Cube Nation player! Because it is the community that makes the server what it is today – namely a server with the feel-good effect!Main server – city build with resident and farm worlds On the main server you can freely choose your own building area in the specially generated landscape, where you enjoy absolute protection from griefing. You can decide for yourself which other players should receive building rights. If you no longer have enough space, we will be happy to help you expand your property!To keep the resident worlds pretty, there is a mining world that is reset regularly. As a result, there has been no map reset of the resident worlds since the server started in September 2011! This way you will be able to admire your buildings again many years later.Discover the Cube Nation network! In addition to the main server presented with a focus on city build and survival, we also offer other servers. There is a freebuild vanilla survival server, a creative server, the Acid Island server and an event server. You can easily switch between servers and the chat is also visible across servers.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Simply Vanilla

Hardcore, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Simply Vanilla!Simply Vanilla is focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay, though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins. Playing with friends is easy with basic teleport commands, and one sethome makes the vanilla experience more favorable. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit, kind community and are super welcoming! We have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. We try our best to do monthly events with chances to win exclusive prizes. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! Check out our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coRules: Check out our rules at simplyvanilla.co/rules

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Project AZOTH

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

The AZOTH Network is a growing community project that features a faithful but wholly unique Pixelmon MMO based on the Pokmon series games as well as a handful of other Minecraft servers that aim to combine the best of both series. It has been in the works since 2011. While the project has gone through many different phases and servers since its humble beginnings, it finally began to take shape in 2020 after making its way back to the original community that started it all and rebranding into what it is today.We strive to provide a definitive experience that pulls in ideas from all the best places, without resorting to Pay-2-Win practices that so many other communities have fallen prey to. ABSOLUTELY NO LOOTBOXES, CRATES, GAMBLING, MONEY-GRUBBING OR MICROTRANSACTIONS WHATSOEVER! Our experienced staff aims to keep the environment as fair and balanced for each and every player as possible; the era of P2W Pixelmon servers and PokeMMO knock-offs ends with us.-Fully-Featured Pixelmon Adventure Map -Adventure through Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, Alola, Galar, and beyond! -Origins-Style Gym scaling that alters a Gym Leader’s Team based on your party strength and number of Badges. -Interconnected world woven together with areas from the unreleased Spaceworld Beta. -Shadow Pokmon storyline in the Orre region from Colosseum. -CustomNPCs with tailored scripts for item storage, usable TM Cases, Game Corner games, and more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	365
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Megga-CRAFT

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	130	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Ores Mined:	5881
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.