Simpsons Minecraft SMP – Does This Actually Happen

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Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, just like in the Simpsons! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with exploding donuts, mischievous Bart pranks, and a secret underground lair where Mr. Burns hoards all the diamonds.

But that’s not all – we also have a rollercoaster made entirely of pink wool, a giant Krusty Burger that dispenses enchanted golden apples, and a portal to the Nether that leads to a Springfield-themed hell dimension.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and hilarious as your favorite cartoon family, come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ores Mined:	6289
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Buildings Constructed:	14	Zombie Dances:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Towns Built:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Buildings Constructed:	48
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Enchantments Applied:	145	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	998
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	34

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
New Chunks Explored:	207667	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MCSugars

Economy, Survival

MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	New Chunks Explored:	893476
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mines Excavated:	1395

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MitoloskaSLO

Economy, Survival

Slovenian survival server because you start as a servant and can become a GOD! Come and join! more in the video: https://youtu.be/nIFqOfCyZBU

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

NiftySMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Emeralds Found:	503	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9091
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.